15+ Funny Quotes And Messages To Share With Family

Life is full of problems but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t smile. Check out the quotes and messages you can share with your family that will put a smile on their face.    
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Funny Quotes To Share With Family

Here are the funny quotes you can share with your family:

  • Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.—Wayne Huizenga
  • As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.—Buddy Hackett
  • A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.—Ogden Nash
  • Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.—Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
  • I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.—Fred Allen
  • Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.—P.J. O’Rourke
  • Do you know what it’s like having five kids? Imagine you’re drowning. And someone hands you a baby.—Jim Gaffigan
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.—Phyllis Diller
  • When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.—Henry Fielding
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Funny Messages To Share With Family

Here are the funny messages you can share with your family to make them laugh:

  • Nothing is really lost... Unless even Mum can’t find it.
  • Hanging out with Grandpa is the best. He never knows what I’m saying but always smiles anyway.
  • I’m a mum, but my kids call me ‘MUM MUM MUM MUM.
  • Sometimes I feel ugly. But then I look at my little brother and I get over it.
  • In this family, crazy never skips a generation.
  • Roses are red; the world is a mess. And worst of all, you're ignoring my texts.
  • I don’t want to be corn-y ...but I miss you.
  • This may be cheesy, but you’re legen-dairy.
  • I carrot imagine life without you. Lettuce be friends forever.
  • You’re berry important to me.”
  • Thank you for lifting me up. I love you to my core.
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Bookmark these funny quotes (travel quotes from movie) and messages and share them with your family to make them laugh.

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